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• I have an attitude...
• My mother is a travel agent...
• So many men...
• Do you believe in love...
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• All stressed out...
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• If you can read this...1
• My other car...
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• Illiterate?...
• If you can read this...2
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• No money in this vehicle...
• Men are idiots...
• If you can read this...3
• Keep honking...
• I brake for...
• Laugh at your problems...
• Zero to 60...
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• I may be fat...
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• Hit me...
• Out of my way...
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• If you can read this...4
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• A woman without a man...
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